I lied to that anon a few days ago

Deadbeat Holiday is my favorite can i just

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my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife

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"9:22, Personal Note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood."

Max Cohen - Pi Movie
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glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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gameboycoloured:

u know my url not my html

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