1. like ok

  2. just found this in my drafts idk

    Tagged #shithead

  3. Tagged #jams
  4. (Source: to-young, via mermaidsvagina)

  5. lumi7:

    — This is it, Joel. It’s going to be gone soon.
    — I know.
    — What do we do?
    — Enjoy it.

    (via mermaidsvagina)

  6. fishnakedshowoffyourbobbers:

    i love Chevy’s big ears

    (via handsomedogs)


  7. and i’ve been great these last few days,

    and oh my god who gives a shit anyways.”

    (Source: aiirwaves, via mermaidsvagina)

    Tagged #jams

  9. "

    It is true love because
    I put on eyeliner and a concerto and make pungent observations about the great issues of the day
    Even when there’s no one here but him,
    And because
    I do not resent watching the Green Bay Packers
    Even though I am philosophically opposed to football,
    And because
    When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the middle of the street,
    I always hope he’s dead.

    It’s true love because
    If he said quit drinking martinis but I kept drinking them and the next morning I couldn’t get out of bed,
    He wouldn’t tell me he told me,
    And because
    He is willing to wear unironed undershorts
    Out of respect for the fact that I am philosophically opposed to ironing,
    And because
    If his mother was drowning and I was drowning and he had to choose one of us to save,
    He says he’d save me.

    It’s true love because
    When he went to San Francisco on business while I had to stay home with the painters and the exterminator and the baby who was getting the chicken pox,
    He understood why I hated him,
    And because
    When I said that playing the stock market was juvenile and irresponsible and then the stock I wouldn’t let him buy went up twenty-six points,
    I understood why he hated me,
    And because
    Despite cigarette cough, tooth decay, acid indigestion, dandruff, and other features of married life that tend to dampen the fires of passion,
    We still feel something
    We can call
    True love.

    — Judith Viorst, “True Love”  (via suchvodka)

    (Source: larmoyante, via suchvodka)

  10. (Source: milklotus, via dolosolo)